Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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