More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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