This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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