That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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