Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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