Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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