Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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