my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
