Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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