Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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