thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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