Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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