Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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