The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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