know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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