I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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