gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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