This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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