It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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