On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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