I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I am available for nakedness
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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