ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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