Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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