Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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