I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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