What a fucking waste of an outfit
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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