Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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