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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.

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  (704): Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning. http://tfl.nu/47ow
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.

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  (773): that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them. http://tfl.nu/o468
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it

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  (973): So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it http://tfl.nu/ct20
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.

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  (540): i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month. http://tfl.nu/gnax
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.

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  (678): Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation. http://tfl.nu/0izo
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  (806): View more from Texas

  i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...

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  (806): i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea... http://tfl.nu/m62q
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"

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  (717): He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested" http://tfl.nu/y825
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"

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  (814): All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories" http://tfl.nu/dbqw
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles

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  (+44): Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles http://tfl.nu/aiso
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face

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  (519): Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face http://tfl.nu/itm4
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  (954): View more from Florida

  Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book

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  (954): Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book http://tfl.nu/wp44
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me

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  (647): Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me http://tfl.nu/giau
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend

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  (519): what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend http://tfl.nu/75j4
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?

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  (203): What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high? http://tfl.nu/zas2
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED

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  (484): pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED http://tfl.nu/9rap
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