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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't watch pbs sober anymore

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• (752): View more from California

  i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?

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  Lol, last year was UNREAL

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually

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  Don't remember, didn't happen

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  I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED

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• (406): View more from Montana

  all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.

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