i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.