how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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