oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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