And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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