I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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