People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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