Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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