Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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