Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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