I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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