The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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