But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
pop tarts are not kleenex
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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