Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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