He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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