talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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