It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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