Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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