yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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