Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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