Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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