dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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