Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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