She's JV to your varsity
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
