you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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