C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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