nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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