gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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