Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
