so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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